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‘Tis the season to be jolly, pardner!
I am the Wild West Samurai, and in my pursuit of pleasing my extraterrestrial captor to get out of this scrape with my balls intact, I just realized. It’s December, and I haven’t reviewed a holiday film. Christmas, Hanukkah, Bodhi Day, the Feast of Winter Veil, etc.
But what to review?
Sure! Why not? Taking review suggestions from homicidal television sets. What could possibly go wr- ?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!